pierregrassou:

A collection of robots saying “f**k this sh*t”

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tastefullyoffensive:

After 19 years, Bill Watterson, the reclusive creator of Calvin and Hobbes returns to cartooning as a secret guest artist in Stephan Pastis’ Pearls Before Swine (read the whole story on Stephan’s blog).

barelysarcasm:

untamedtigress:

viiroots:

按照狼 http://viiroots.tumblr.com

For those who don’t know the story behind this:

Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.

My favorite episode of The Simpsons! 

#thosefeels

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thecraftychemist:


Why do magnets fall more slowly through a copper tube?

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thecraftychemist:

Why do magnets fall more slowly through a copper tube?

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shuckl:

eenchilada:

eenchilada:

lms if Kim Possible’s top lip frightens you

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once you start viewing it as a moustache there’s no going back

Damn you!

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markula:

millennium-lily:

And that’s the most frustrating thing about depression. It isn’t always something you can fight back against with hope. It isn’t even something — it’s nothing. And you can’t combat nothing. You can’t fill it up. You can’t cover it. It’s just there, pulling the meaning out of everything. That being the case, all the hopeful, proactive solutions start to sound completely insane in contrast to the scope of the problem.

It would be like having a bunch of dead fish, but no one around you will acknowledge that the fish are dead. Instead, they offer to help you look for the fish or try to help you figure out why they disappeared.
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This is actually a really good way to explain it, I think.

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS

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michaelbennet:

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Friends,

Yesterday, Congress passed a bill to reopen the government and allow the United States to avoid default and pay its bills.

This is not an accomplishment, and it’s certainly not something to celebrate.

Your government failed you, and you deserve better.

While some in…

My Senator has a Tumblr and is using it correctly!

robertreich:

Representative Mo Brooks, Republican of Alabama and a fierce critic of the Affordable Care Act, has just changed his tune. He now says: “My primary focus is on minimizing risk of insolvency and bankruptcy. There are many paths you can take to get there. Socialized medicine is just one of the…

Taking selfies

Taking selfies

Tags: cats selfies lol

tastefullyoffensive:

Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses by Jen Lewis

Previously: Fallen Disney Princesses

Tags: VMA Miley Cyrus

did-you-kno:

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did-you-kno:

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I love facts

857

That is the number of tickets being scalped. That is why you didn’t get a ticket. 

#craftbeer #colorado #GABF #AHA #BA #BrewersAssociation #TicketMaster #StubHub

857

That is the number of tickets being scalped. That is why you didn’t get a ticket.

#craftbeer #colorado #GABF #AHA #BA #BrewersAssociation #TicketMaster #StubHub

the-rains-of—castamere:

So, I just watched Game of Thrones.

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untappd:

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The great state of Colorado is home to some of the best known breweries in the country. There’s a very good chance you’ve had a beer from at least one of them. On June 21st - 23rd, many of these breweries will come together for the 24th Annual Colorado Brewers’ Festival. Taking place in…